I Don’t Even…Posted: June 24, 2014
I’m not sure if the universe is trolling me with this, but take a look at these screenshots.
The anime this is from?
Butt Attack Punisher Girl Gautaman.
Yes, you read the title right.
Mari is a Christian who is about to attend the Perfect Religion Academy, a place where the religious members of tomorrow are trained. She befriends Saori, a Hindu girl who becomes her roomate. Unfortunately she gets kidnapped by the evil Black Buddha cult, and there’s only one way she can get her back.
As she prays for help, none other than Buddha appears. He gives her a sacred sumo belt that turns her into said Gautaman. Now she has to use her butt to defeat the evil Black Buddha cult, the members of which include an evil newspaper deliveryman, a sumo wrestler wearing a Darth Vader mask, six very ugly freshmen, a panty-exposing samurai, and more. I am not kidding about this. I really am not kidding.
She blocks and breaks a sword in her buttcrack.
The anime is horrible. It’s ridiculously perverted, doesn’t have an ending, is utterly bizarre, and is held as one of the worst anime of all time. It came up on a bad anime thread, and I checked it out on a whim. Even at 45 minutes, it’s too long. But for a few moments, we had a real Christian protagonist, one who said what she did in the screenshots above.
It’s like for a few seconds, I had a glimpse of what a Christian anime could have been like.
It made me a little sad. We’re so isolated as Christians. So few people write for us. It’s like whole aspects of our existence never get talked about. I had a vision of a 45 minute OVA, done in the 80s, where the Christian heroine becomes a real magical girl. Not in a perverted sense as a soldier of Buddha, but one that kept along with the spirit of those few moments. Just one OVA. We don’t even have that.